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Joke of the Day

"I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long. Edit:typo"

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"What's worse than finding hair in your food? Finding out the chef is bald."

"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"

"Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."

"""You're attachment is too large,"" my computer tells me. I blush. ""My eyes are up here,"" I respond coyly."

"I had a headache so I took a pill that gave me chest pains, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome & explosive diarrhea. But hey, headache's gone."

"I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there."