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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"

"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."

"my uber driver said today, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left"""

"Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses."

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit..."

"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."

"Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners"

"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."

"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"

"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."