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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding hair in your food? Finding out the chef is bald."
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"At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
"How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool? Microsoft Word."
"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."
"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."
"Who did Alaska vote for? Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife"
"How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time? Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan."
"If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet."
"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("
"How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs"