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Joke of the Day

"One of the best moments in my life was hearing my wife day ""till death do us part."" I wish I would've known she was talking about her legs...."

"Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !"

"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."

"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""

"I laugh at an ex who now dates an ugly man-pig... Until I realize that maybe she has a type."

"[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE. the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny."

"I got into a fight with an artist last night... We drew."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"

"Joke title Punchline"

"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."