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Joke of the Day

"I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."

"All the king's horses and men stand over Humpty. Puzzled, they go back to reading the IKEA instructions."

"what do you call 4 mexicans in a boat with a whole in it? Quattro cinco"

"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."

"What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!"

"What does walking a tightrope and having period sex have in common? You don't want to look down, in either case."

"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."

"Intelligence is the new cleavage"

"A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)"

"Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Change?"