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Joke of the Day

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the club? I can't believe I blew ten bucks in there."

"Coworker: What did you do on vacation? Me: Didn't come to work. Coworker: I know that! Me: Good. Glad you understand how vacations work."

"What do you do when Ronda says ""Not Tonight""? Kick her out of bed"

"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."

"An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums. What was his name? O'Byrne"

"An Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, Who hits the ground first? the leaf, the rope stops the emo"

"When a cop pulls you over, pull out a map and ask them for directions until they forget that they pulled you over. -me, right now"

"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone!"

"Want to hear a joke about toilet paper? Nevermind... it's tearable."