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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Russians lose the space race? Their rocket kept Stalin!"
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"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"
"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."
"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"
"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."
"It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread."
"I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer."
"Damn girl are you a cougar? No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse."
"Just went to the bookies to put a bet on a horse called ""Dirty Carpet"" it's never been beaten"
"There was a Brothel on top of a hill, The man on his way up the hill was Russian The man on his way down the hill was Finnish .....and the man inside Himalayan!!"