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Joke of the Day

"What do mice eat during the summer? Micecream"

"Why did the ""H"" kill himself Because the ""G"" had..."

"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."

"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."

"Thank you, Mario, for rescuing our daughter... So, what now? Like, do we just pay you standard plumber rates? We didn't ask you to do this."

"Hey guys. I think I've found Liam Neeson in these toilets. Shhh listen, every time I bash on the door he yells, ""This one's Taken 2."""

"What's speed of sex? 68 because at 69 she needs to turn around."

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."

"Three men walk into a bar, what's missing? The joke! Usually one would introduce this one with: ""I'm gonna tell you a joke"" - but since we are in /r/jokes here, the setup should be ok."

"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."