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Joke of the Day
"Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour"
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"My wife said yesterday... That I don't listen to her..I said: OK, sounds good"
"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."
"I was in the midst of telling dad jokes when.. he had a heart attack and died."
"Gonna start referring to my Facebook feed as Chick-Fil-A because it's just a bunch of propaganda from cows who can't spell."
"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"
"Why does America have so many boasting Republicans? Because it needs some bragging rights."
"You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer."
"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"
"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"