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Joke of the Day

"What is a neckbeard's favorite fish? M'ahi"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Dr. Pokemon."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain."

"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"

"Being from the South, my mother was all about hospitality! Cooking, cleaning, dishes, laundry and even foot rubs! She made me do it all."

"Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms."

"Do rich people ask loaded questions? I mean, surely they do, right?"

"I'm currently a recovering alcoholic... But I prefer the term ""hungover."""

"I wanted to make an impromptu joke. But I wasn't ready."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the golf club wielding maniac."