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Joke of the Day
"What is a neckbeard's favorite fish? M'ahi"
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"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"
"cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: ""the tigers should be your top priority"" cop: [scribbling out ducks] ""obviously"""
"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."
"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"
"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""
"I'm not saying it's hard for me to lose weight, I'm just saying if you interrupt me when I'm eating I'm starting over."
"""You gotta keep 'em separated!"" -the dude from the Offspring whenever he's doing laundry."
"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"
"What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break. BA DUM TISS"