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Joke of the Day

"FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER. PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING."

"If I had a dollar for every person alive I wanted to kill... I might have let a few of them live."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on him. How do you catch a TAME rabbit?"

"What starts out happy but ends in tears? Marriage"

"Britain went to the middle east and are like I'd made a mistake. Iran"

"you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes ""sexual"" the rest of the boys all agree that he is"

"My friend is agoraphobic... ..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism."

"Which is faster hot or cold? Hot, cause you can catch a cold!"

"Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells? He loves Dicks"