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Joke of the Day
"Yahoo answers is my primary care physician"
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"Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move."
"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"
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"Bloody Fords! How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer? They both have broken kaa's."