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Joke of the Day

"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."

"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."

"Retweet this and something good will happen at some point in the near future that you can choose to attribute to having retweeted this."

"What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!"

"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"

"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."

"When you're Russian... There's no time for Stalin"

"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"

"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."

"Did I tell you I bought a sports car? It wasn't very good though, I beat it in every sport I played against it"