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Joke of the Day
"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"
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"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"
"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."
"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""
"(Real news) In Florida, a truck filled with $120,000-worth of chocolate was stolen. Police warn the thieves could be armed and PMSing."
"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"
"Hooking up with your ex is a great way to reassure yourself that dying alone wouldn't be the worst thing in the world."
"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."
"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"
"Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train."