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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
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"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? (gotta love the classics) You can unscrew a light bulb"
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"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."
"Joke comments: so you can get all your best jokes in one place. Put jokes in comments!"
"*At store buying school supplies* Son: I need hashtag 2 pencils"
"I've never once used the ""C word"" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts."
"Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor."
"Why people hate Billy Mays jokes because they're corny."