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"What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede? A walkie talkie!"
"Football legend Michael Owen has announced he's releasing a new fragrance It's going to be called ""My Cologne""."
"As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself ""What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"""
"For years I thought that my wife was repulsed by me but as it turns out she just doesn't put out on the first marriage."
"School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes"
"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."
"Wife: can you pick up milk? Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy Wife: I mean from the store Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too"
"If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too."