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Joke of the Day

"Best joke ever Women's rights"

"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."

"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"

"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."

"i couldn't tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles"

"How did you come up with your reddit username? I made mine when I stopped giving a shit"

"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time-consuming."

"My wife is so much more attractive without having glasses on. That's why I always take mine off when I get home from work!"

"CASHIER: [over PA] produce manager to the front pleas- *scuffle noises* ME: IF YOU SELL LETTUCE HEADS WHERE get off me WHERE ARE THE BODIES?"