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Joke of the Day

"Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor."

"The boy was so lazy that he got up a bit earlier so that he could do nothing for a bit longer."

"Why do kids hate Steven Hawking? They don't like their vegetables."

"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"

"yesterday when I was contemplating my life while playing volleyball I wondered why the volleyball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? Both cant work without chains."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."

"Difference between a newspaper and a TV..... Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a television?"

"I Hate Being this Sexy, But Somebody Has To Do it."

"Once you go black you'll sit in the back"