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Joke of the Day
"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."
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"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."
"If I win the Powerball, I'm going to make golf illegal."
"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."
"Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing."
"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"
"What happened to the guy who farted in church? He sat in his own pew."
"What's the main ingredient in mana potions? Caster sugar."
"Do these jeans make me look fat? wife : Do these jeans make me look fat? Me totally scared: Would you get mad if i tell you the truth? Wife : No, i won't! Tell me. Me : I slept with your sister"
"What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? A Dairy Queen"