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Joke of the Day

"Men with itchy butts Have smelly fingers"

"OH SHIT! I just ran over an emo kid! Quick! How do you tell if theyre dead on the outside, too?!"

"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."

"Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before."

"officer it's my son's car ""just make it stop sir"" I don't know how ""can you call him"" I'll try *tries to dial while car bounces up and down*"

"I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest."

"If I ever opened up a nail salon, I would definitely name it ""Handjobs""."

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."

"Why does everyone hate their elder brother?"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrana**sore ass** Rex"