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Joke of the Day
"What did the chopped wood say to the tree? Run!"
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"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"Vin Diesel's full name is Vintage Dieselengine."
"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."
"Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?"
"Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning? Because he was in deNile"
"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."
"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""
"What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)."
"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."