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Joke of the Day
"What did the chopped wood say to the tree? Run!"
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"Why do ants not go to church? Because their in sects"
"What do you call 717 dead Hajj pilgrims? A good start. My grandfather died making the Hajj; he fell out of a guard tower. Where do Black Muslims go? The back of the stampede!"
"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""
"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"
"I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don't know if they're showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner."
"Did you hear about the black comedian? He stole the show."
"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"
"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"
"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."