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Joke of the Day

"Why cant a Gorilla get a job? BECAUSE HE'S BLACK"

"A Muslim enters the United States Oh sorry thought it was still 2016."

"Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !"

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me CRUCIO!"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."

"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."

"Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear."

"Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one."

"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."