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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"I was out of tanning oil once, so I used PAM Cooking Spray. The tan didn't stick."

"FOUND: IPod Touch 4G, 32GB, white. Must be able to match the naked pics I found in the photos."

"What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."

"Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get ate twice."

"Best listener Girl: My boyfriend never listens to me. Friend: You should date a blind mute. Girl: why? Friend: he's all ears"

"ROBOT: You cannot defeat us ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard? ROBOT: [twitch, spark]"

"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."

"My brother & I've competed for title of family black sheep for yrs. He checked in at a strip-club...on FB. Well played brother, well played"