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Joke of the Day

"Dear Satan, God never healed my dyslexia so I'm looking for new religion. Please send some pamphlets. And tell Rudolph hey. Love, Me"

"I hate flossing This morning, I brushed for literally twenty minutes just to put off flossing. My hair has never looked better."

"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."

"What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word? A Preppysition"

"Who has the easiest job in the world right now? Joan Rivers' embalmer."

"If you're a guy who owns pantyhose, you're either a thief or sexually questionable. Either way, I don't trust you behind my back."

"If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often."

"What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays"

"Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek... Toucan play that game."