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Joke of the Day

"""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag drake"""

"My favorite letter is elamenopee."

"How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel. I paid in dimes."

"*Jesus drinking at a bar* *jesus orders another drink* ""jesus you're too drunk I can't give you anymore"" Kan I jst haev a water? ""nice try"""

"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."

"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."

"what do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts? silicon valley"

"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today... Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."

"A liar, a murderer, and a cheater walk into a bar. The New England Patriots must be in town."

"What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable."