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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."
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"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."
"How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare? Make it for *White* people only."
"Two atoms in a pub Two atoms meet in the pub. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The second atom with a strong British accent asks, 'Are you sure?' The first one replies, ' yes I'm positive.'"
"Every single person on a reality TV series is the kind of person you don't want to sit next to in a restaurant."
"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."
"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"
"007 is fired, becomes a scientist. He opens meetings with, ""The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond."" Everyone laughs. He cries in the supply closet."
"I want to die drunk and peacefully like my grandfather Not like his 6 other screaming passengers"
"Why did nobody want to be around Hitler? Because he was very gassy."