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Joke of the Day

"Hahaha - Very Funny Joke Boy: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Friend: Then what happened? Boy: Nothing finally She married the postman."

"What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying"

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle . Always wet but nothing to ride"

"Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!"

"2 hours into dieting] omg I'm so lightheaded"

"Have you seen the photo of me and REM? That's me in the corner."

"Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds??? Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!"

"What's six foot three, black, and won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead in To Sleep with Anger Danny Glover."

"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."

"Jajajajajajaja is either a Mexican laughing or a German having sex."