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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"

"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."

"When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff."

"What does PETA stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals"

"I exaggerate too much. My whole life is a hyperbole."

"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."

"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."

"I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper."