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Joke of the Day

"I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper."

"A message to all you deceased American voters... Vote Early, and Vote Often."

"Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine."

"a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line"

"I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down."

"A pirate walks into a bar ... ... and the bird on his shoulder is saying ""Pieces of Nine. Pieces of Nine"". It was a parroty error."

"I hate scrubbing the floor It's beneath me."

"What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich? A Plebeian J"

"What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson."

"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?"