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Joke of the Day

"What does PETA stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer."

"[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids. . So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed."

"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."

"how did the constipated... How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil."

"What do you call two jalapenos getting it on? Fucking hot!"

"Being OCD and an optimist, I see the glass half full but I measure to make sure it's EXACTLY half."

"In the navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Terrible pun (I'm sorry) What do you call a guy who travels the world convincing women to have oral sex? A cunning linguist"

"Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch."