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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ""They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."""

"Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation? Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out"

"What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad."

"Unfortunate man comes back from a war A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant."

"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?? Because 7 had Ebola."

"Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?"

"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"

"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""

"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"