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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad."
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"What did the pig say to the drunk man? Licence and registration please."
"My 7yo has a friend over and I'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane."
"Froth too A guy saw an attractive Jamaican girl; he said...I love cappuccino... He was not attractive at all, so when she him, she was disgusted and spit at him. He said...oh wow with froth too. ."
"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."
"ople who say they'd go back and change things in their life if they could are pussies, you don't get this awesome without the shitty parts"
"[Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it."
"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."
"you can pretend to be a tortured artist for like ages before people check if you really do art or not"
"What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."