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Joke of the Day
"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""
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"What has two O's and fires? A double-vowel shotgun."
"What is the most common use for pig skins? To keep the pig in one piece."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""GET OUT OF MY BAR, YOU FUCKING HORSE!"""
"Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: ""So whose funeral is it?"" I told him I haven decided yet."
"People named Thomas, your nickname isn't ""Thom"" it's Tom. ""Thom"" thounds sthupid and prethenthiuos."
"What noise does a ceiling fan make? GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!"
"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."
"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One + all... One to screw in the lightbulb, the rest just bitch that it is a repost."
"Someone talking about something passionately automatically makes them 10 times cuter, unless it's Hitler... Then it's only nein times cuter"