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Joke of the Day

"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."

"My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor."

"I accidentally ran over a leprachaun. I brought it home and cooked it up. TRAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"

"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"Hiw did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He was eating pizza before it was cool."

"So... There was a kidnapping at my school... But don't worry-- he woke up."

"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."

"I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered six offender"