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Joke of the Day

"The difference between an epileptic oyster sucker and a hooker with diarrhea? one shucks between fits."

"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""

"The door is closed? I want in. The door is open? I want out. Actually I just want to sit in the door frame itself. - Pets"

"I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, just a little stitious."

"What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes"

"What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land"

"My first middle-school football game was just like the time i lost my virginity. Bloody and dirty, but at least my dad came."

"Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew."