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Joke of the Day
"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
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"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."
"Why did the ghost get in the elevator? to raise his spirits"
"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."
"""What's that?"" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* ""WTH!?!"""
"I fell bottom-first on to a window today. It was a pane in the arse."
"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"
"YO mama is so poor... She can't even pay attention"
"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."
"I bet a girl that I could touch her boobs without touching her for $5. Paid her the $5 after I touched her boobs."