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Joke of the Day

"The best part of being old for the holidays? Nobody bats an eye when you 'randomly fall asleep' in the middle of a conversation."

"A blind man walks into a bar... Table and a chair."

"you either die ... hating Justin Bieber or you live long enough to see yourself become a fan"

"""Selfie"" has come to mean any photo of a person. At this rate, it will be the only word in the English language in 2023, meaning everything."

"A Master Baker is known to put a lot of himself into his work."

"My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging"

"4 out of 5 urologists... ...smell their apple juice before they drink it."

"How You Can Draw a Muhammad Every Day Wipe!"

"Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod."

"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"