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Joke of the Day

"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."

"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"

"How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo"

"I'm Russian When Stalin for food"

"ASTRONAUT: Houston, we have a problem. HOUSTON: Oh, we're fine down here, thanks for asking. Let's make this all about you though, as usual."

"What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? A phallusy"

"What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car? A rental car can go anywhere"

"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye."

"Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life."