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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cliff in Helen Keller's backyard? Neither did she."
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"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"
"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."
"If it requires pants or a bra ... it aint happening."
"My friend asked me why I haven't texted him in such a long while, I replied, ""My phone screen broke and now it's completely unusable... so I lost touch."""
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"Joke How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Answer: you take the S out of Safe and the F out of way."