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Joke of the Day

"[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall"

"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"

"I want to die like my grandfather, softly in my sleep... ...not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None it is done by the automatic pilot."

"I have this song in my head I haven't heard in years. I'm pretty sure it's called ""Don't Speak""? On second thought, there's no doubt in my mind."

"what gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping"

"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"

"[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse."

"Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush"

"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""