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Joke of the Day

"Officer: Sir, we have reports you've trained this bird to injure passersby. Me: Ridiculous! O: The pet's name? M: Paul the Attack Canary."

"Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I just live next door to a 10 year old with a hot piece of ass"

"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up"

"Why didn't the hipster have HIV? He fucked Charlie Sheen before he was cool."

"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"

"A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large."

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"When someone is absolutely positively sure they're right about something is when I'm absolutely positve they're completely full of shit."

"I was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it."