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Joke of the Day

"Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??"""

"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."

"There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom."

"Too fat for the girl next door At least according to her Korean father. I guess I can't have my cake and Edith Tu."

"Lite: the new way to spell ""Light,"" now with 20% fewer letters!"

"A girl called me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home!"" I went over. Nobody was home."

"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"

"I use green hand soap because I like to imagine I just jerked off a leprechaun"

"What do you call a Mexican with small muscles? No whey Jose."