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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"

"My mother always told me ""if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all""...and some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."

"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."

"The last time I got a piece of ass ... My finger broke through the toilet paper"

"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."

"What is a whale's favorite song? Shout."

"What is brown and sticky? a stick"

"Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much."

"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you're the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies."