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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes!"
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"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"
"What happened in France? Did they release a GTA Go?"
"A guy walks into a bar of soap."
"I hate it when people don't close parentheses. (They're brackets by the way"
"Two guys stole a calendar and divided it equally, but they got caught. They each got six months."
"My lasagna just took a picture of me and posted it on Instagram"
"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"Too soon for a knock knock joke? ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in!!!"""
"Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite"