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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes!"
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"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"
"What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."
"Why did the artist throw his eraser away? Because it wasn't *kneaded*"
"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"
"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."
"I almost bruised myself yesterday It was a missed ache"
"What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock? Publicly traded stock will mature and make money."
"Isaac Newton's friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, ""you'll never be on time."""
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue suit."