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Joke of the Day
"I almost bruised myself yesterday It was a missed ache"
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"Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?"
"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire can I use your phone !"
"Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice"
"A Roman walks into a bar... and holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please."""
"Me: *quickly flips through each layer of a Big Mac like a wad of cash* McDonald's employee: [nervously assuring me] it's all there I swear."
"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"
"I like my coffee like I like my woman. Cold and bitter."
"Why can't cows do ballet? Because they lactose."