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Joke of the Day

"GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits."

"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."

"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"

"What's the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman."

"Parallel Lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."

"If you think it's ""uncool"" to love America, why don't you go see how ""cool"" it is to live in a country that doesn't have toilets or pizza."

"Love may be blind Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was."

"Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car? He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome."