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Joke of the Day
"What's a Hitler Youth's favorite video game? Meincraft"
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"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker."
"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."
"A dad ask his kid, why do we go to school... we dont learn anything important anyways he hold him, ""Dont be silly. Of course they do... look at how good i am with a gun"""
"Hi, Can I domesticate you?"
"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
"You know that photo of yourself you really fucking hate, it'll look great to you in ten years time so don't delete that shit."
"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."
"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"