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Joke of the Day
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker."
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"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it!"
"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"
"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."
"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"
"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"
"The ultimate comfort food: a blanket made out of grilled cheese sandwiches."
"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."
"Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say ""Was it all fun and games up until that point?"""
"goals for 2016: 1) spend more time with my son 2) learn about his fav video games 3) defeat him 4) become video game household champion"