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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."
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"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."
"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."
"Sometimes I think I want to have a baby but then I wake up the next morning still holding my beer and I think maybe not"
"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."
"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit."
"Who won the Tour de France in 1940? the Sixth German Panzer Division"
"I once asked an Irishman ""Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?"" He said, ""do we now?"""
"What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane"
"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra."