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Joke of the Day
"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"
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"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud."
"Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........"
"I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball..... .... She gagged! haha my favorite joke ever"
"Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me."
"I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying ""utilize"" and ""leverage"" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word ""use""."
"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??"
"Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day."