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Joke of the Day
"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"
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"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out."
"say what you want about sleepwalkers... At least they always follow their dreams."
"What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton? They are both soft and crumble under pressure."
"What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend? Snickers satisfies."
"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""
"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."
"Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl."
"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward."